30-Minute Guide to Clearing Clutter

February 24, 2010

in 30-Minute Homemaker,30-Minute Organizer

You have to see the clutter before you can organize it.

You have to see the clutter before you can organize it.

I’m a declutter freak. If there’s a book about decluttering, an article about clearing the clutter, or a guru whose shtick is teaching you to get more organized, I’m there!

After reading tons of these books (and some, granted, are better than others — stay tuned for my must-have list of decluttering books), I’ve found that the system boils down to a few key steps. I could get all fancy on you and instill some memorable acronym, but we’re all about speed and impact here, right? So in the interests of time, here are my steps to clutter-busting in your home:

1. Define an area. Don’t try to tackle your whole house at once. Start small, with one bookshelf or closet, or even one drawer. Pick an area where you don’t have a ton of emotional attachments (leave the Keith Partridge memoribilia for another day and begin with a sock drawer, maybe. Unless you have a pair of Keith’s socks).

2. Pull it all out. It’s not worth the effort to try to organize or declutter before you even know what you have. So pull it out, all of it. Warn your friends and family members that this might get a little ugly. Tell your husband to refrain from making comments about the number of, say, tweezers you own. They all have a purpose, dear.

3. Figure out how many you need. “Need” and “want” are two different things (and perhaps a topic we’ll tackle another day). For now, realize that there are only 52 weeks in the year, and if you do laundry an average of once a week, you only need 7 pairs of socks. (I like to allow myself a 25-30 percent increase margin for times when I forgo laundry in favor of some preferable task… such as getting a root canal). So that means 10 pairs of socks is the goal.

4. Sort. Move quickly (really quickly, like when you’re angling for that last piece of Tex-Mex eggroll from the Cheesecake Factory, but you see your better half moving in!). Triage into three categories: Keep, toss, maybe. Quick tip: ANYTHING BROKEN/STAINED HAS TO GO. Face it, if you were going to sew the hole, clean the stain, or fix the hem, you would have done it by now. Just like with those crazy people on Hoarders, if you really valued that item, would it have been sitting in the bottom of your laundry basket, covered with lint, for the past three years?

5. Replace. Put the good stuff back in the drawer or closet (save the organizing for another day — today we’re just purging). It already looks better, doesn’t it?

6. Banish. Take the rejects from the “toss” pile and tie them up in a plastic bag (opaque, please, so you cannot see your discarded loves). Put them in the trunk of your car for drop-off at the dump or Goodwill (these are NOT the same thing!). Take your “maybes” and tie them up, too. Put those in an inaccessible yet safe place (like at the bottom of the swimsuit drawer — you won’t be going in THERE for a while, will you?). If you do not miss something from the “maybe” pile in ONE MONTH, add that bag to your trunk for donation as well.

There, you’ve done it! Put your feet up, turn on an old episode of “House” (gotta love Hugh Laurie), and have a bonbon. You deserve it.

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  • http://remarkablewrinklies.com/2009/mind-over-clutter-%E2%80%93-is-it-really-that-complicated/ Patti

    I’m just about rolling off my chair laughing! Tweezers??? With me, it’s mops. Not that they ever get used, I’m just always on the hunt for the perfect mop… and my husband is always counting.

    Yes, warn the family “This could get ugly.” I LOVE that! I was always timid about creating a mess to get rid of a mess. I know the chaos that one little closet’s content can cause!

    Oh! And I hear you about the memorabilia, although for me it’s not Keith Partridge… lol… but, I understand. Decluttering can be very emotional to begin with, so, yes, start with your socks, and not the ones that your Mother knit you! Figure out the closet or room that if everything disappeared tomorrow you could replace with one trip to the Dollar Store. My favorite and easiest is the bathroom. Who cares about towels (except that one my Mother gave me as a gift… oh geez… this isn’t going to be easy either.)

    Anyway, I hear ya! Hey, I know… start with your food pantry, unless it contains those jarred peaches that your Mother…. oh, never mind. I can’t declutter. Who am I kidding. Good luck to you anyway. :)

  • Diana D.

    I’m in de-cluttering mode! My biggest obstacle are my husband and son. They just don’t understand it even after they enjoy the fruits of the labor. My husband would be happy if he could just shove everything into his closet. I’ve had to dump his closet out after he couldn’t find something. Boy as he angry! What happen in the end is that he found a bunch of stuff (old stereo & photography equipment) that we never used and was able to sell it on EBay to the tune of $500! All of a sudden he was happy to have cash in hand to get what he really wanted (a new car stereo).

  • LCSmithSAVED

    Let’s face it – if you need this message it ain’t gonna be easy!
    My last bastion is my paper blob – and NO, as I keep telling myself -
    I DON’T need more room to store it, I need to DEAL WITH IT.
    So far I’ve come up with a $21 check that was never cashed – hmmm…
    this might not be so tough after all… :~)

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